7.25.2005

And He No Longer Gets The Giggles When He Gets Tackled

Ricky Williams, who bolted from the Miami Dolphins last season, has returned to the team and offered an apology. He faces a four game suspension for violating the NFL's drug policy. Williams, who has always been a fan of marijuana, claims he no longer smokes the wacky weed. Miami fans will forgive him so long as he averages four yards a carry. I suspect he will average exactly 4.20 yards.