. . . the John Roberts confirmation hearings today:
#1
John Biden: "With all due respect, you've not -- look, it's kind of interesting, this Kabuki dance we have in these hearings here, as if the public doesn't have a right to know what you think about fundamental issues facing them."
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And then, frustrated that Roberts would not give an opinion on anything, Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma finally resorted to this:
COBURN: Right. I'm not asking you about legal significance.
Would you agree that the opposite of being dead is being alive?
ROBERTS: (Pause) Yes.
(LAUGHTER)
I don't mean to be overly cautious in answering it.
(LAUGHTER)