
8.06.2005
Satan and Domestic Violence

I Didn't Understand This

You Had To Think The World Was Collapsing

8.05.2005
I Didn't Know That
I'm Insane Now

Of Course, Betting Is Illegal But . . .

News
ABC News reported at 1:30 p.m. that a Southwest Airlines jet made an unplanned stop at Houston after a note was found claiming there was a bomb on the plane.
Edit: No big deal after all (unless you were one of the ones on the plane).
A Baptist Is Worth $10 More Than a Methodist

You Expect Bad Food and Long Waits But.....

I Think Some School Could Have Used The Money

8.04.2005
ICE?

That'll Make For A Nice Afternoon
Those Funny Lawyers

8.03.2005
I Am Never Eating Chicken Again

"I told you to get back in there and get me a baby, HI"
But His Job Is So Important To Mankind
Hey, Don't Headbutt me in the Stomach
Just Don't Buy Keds

That Went Down Hill Fast
From the Update:
"CLUB CLOSED — The Club at Runaway Bay was shut down yesterday by the Wise County Sheriff’s Office after owner Rick Mai was served with a lawsuit claiming he is five months behind on payments for the business. Mai has 10 days to pay a $1 million bond to retain ownership of The Club. In that time, the business will remain the property of the Wise County Sheriff’s Office and will remain closed. "
All afternoon shift deputies are to report to the Back Nine.
8.02.2005
Leaving The Army Has Treated You Well
That Looks Familiar.....HEY!!!!
"A Wise County woman on her way home comes across thieves pulling her trailer down the road and eventually recovers her own stolen property.
"Debbie Singleton says she passed a black Nissan pickup truck that was pulling her Wells Cargo trailer that had been parked at her Cuba Road residence. Singleton called the Sheriff’s Office and continued to follow the vehicle until a Runaway Bay Police Officer stopped it. Three occupants in the pickup were placed under arrest for theft, 18 year old Lauro Delarosa, 21 year old Miguel Tovar and 21 year old Ditter Delgado. All three live in the Bridgeport area. Other stolen property was recovered from the trailer."
Source: Country News
And To Think He Can't Shoot Free Throws Very Well

Time Waster
To see the worst sports broadcast in the history of the world, check out college freshman Brian Collins struggle during this four minute clip. Perhaps the funniest part is, despite his struggling, he throws down a "boom goes the dynamite" comment (his signature line?) during his narraration of an NBA film clip. Great stuff.
I Want My Babyback Beer

8.01.2005
The Privates Will Be The Downfall of Society

Buy High, Sell Low.....or is it the other way?

It Was Almost Like Mayberry

But The Football Team Is Supposed to be Good!
The TAKS results were released today. To find your school, check here:
http://www.tea.state.tx.us/perfreport/account/2005/districtlist.srch.html
If I'm reading that correctly, Bridgeport High School was ranked as "Unacceptable". Well that's just...just....unacceptable
Oops
Last year professional baseball player Raphael Palmeiro's made the following statement before Congress: "Good morning, Mr. Chairman and members of the committee. My name is Rafael Palmeiro and I am a professional baseball player. I'll be brief in my remarks today. Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids. Period. I don't know how to say it any more clearly than that. Never. The reference to me in Mr. Canseco's book is absolutely false. "
Today he was suspended 10 days for violating the drug policy of Major League Baseball. I wonder what drug that was?
OMG, They Killed .....

It Seemed Appropriate
I attended a memorial service the other day, and the following quote was printed in the program:
To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Yahooty

Back When You'd Pay $100 For a Biscuit

7.31.2005
Maybe If Maverick Had Been The Pilot . . .

It's Been That Long Ago?

And Most Kids Can't Commit to Dinner

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