
9.17.2005
It Had To Happen
Amazed rescuers find 76-year-old man, trapped for 18 days in his home in New Orleans. He had no more food. He had no more water.
Uh, When A Protective Order Says "No Contact", It Means Something
Ok, this guy may not be the smartest man in the world, but I was more taken aback by the fancy names they have for crimes in North Dakota: "gross sexual imposition" and "surreptitious intrusion".
That probably gives rise to some odd answers once a Defendant is asked, "Are you aware of the charges against you?" "Huh? Gross what? Surrepy . . . what?"
9.16.2005
Maybe Her Shirt Should Have Read "Judge, Lighten Up"

"My Dad And Uncle Are Going To Kill Me"

Heck, I Didn't Know The Government Was So "Lean"

This Woman Drives Me Insane

How Was A Guy To Afford A Trans Am?

Since I Spent It All

Just Because A Lot Of People Are Interested
WISE COUNTY
WISE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS COURT
SEPTEMBER 19, 2005 9:00 A.M.
COUNTY COURTHOUSE, COURTROOM (3rd FLOOR)
AGENDA
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Dick Chase
Wise County Judge
Maybe He Likes To Whittle During Take Off

Not That I Really Care
I Almost Went Looking For "Three's Company"

9.15.2005
And Let Me Say . . .
Baseball Law

I Always Thought That Contest Would Make You Crazy

Gun Racks
Yeah I'm Beaten Down From An Ongoing DWI Trial . . .
. . . but things are looking up since a certain girl is now back on the market (after being off the market for a whole four months).
Head's Up
It will come as sad news to hundreds, maybe millions, of faithful readers that "The Blog" will be a little slow over the next day or so. A guy in a robe up at the courthouse is demanding my undivided attention.
Although I am considering showing up in court in the outfit that Michael Jackson recently wore to a swim party.
(No comments - I don't trust you guys with this topic).
9.14.2005
My Two Favorite Moments During . . .
. . . the John Roberts confirmation hearings today:
#1
John Biden: "With all due respect, you've not -- look, it's kind of interesting, this Kabuki dance we have in these hearings here, as if the public doesn't have a right to know what you think about fundamental issues facing them."
#2
And then, frustrated that Roberts would not give an opinion on anything, Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma finally resorted to this:
COBURN: Right. I'm not asking you about legal significance.
Would you agree that the opposite of being dead is being alive?
ROBERTS: (Pause) Yes.
(LAUGHTER)
I don't mean to be overly cautious in answering it.
(LAUGHTER)
The Machinery Of Death

Not A Joke - Missing Child
I have been asked by the authorities to post the following information regarding a missing 5th grader in Decatur: http://www.wisecounty.com/missing.html
Edit: Child has been found unharmed.
The Man Can't Even Go To The Little Engineer's Room
Back in the day, the press would cover up JFK's affair with Marilyn Monroe.
These days, Bush can't scribble out a simple note without it being published.
Oh, And By The Way . . .

Uh Oh

I Had Forgotten
I'm Not Sure I've Ever Been Mentioned Once

I Missed This

Cowboys / Redskins
Bold New Information World
In checking the Update this morning, it looks like Rhome is thinking of spending some big bucks for a combined library. I wonder about the future of libraries in general. I mean, with the click of the Google search button, I have more information available to me at my desk than any library could provide.
And I don't even have to know the Dewey Decimal System.
And As The Water Recedes . . .

Not So Friendly Skies
I'm no business guy, but the impending bankruptcies of Delta and Northwest don't seem like a good sign.
9.13.2005
Stuff Like This Weirds Me Out
As a kid, I loved the Dallas Cowboys (although I could care less now). Many a time I watched place kicker Toni Fritsch line up for a kick in this crazy soccer style approach that no one had ever seen before.
So as I roam around the Internet tonight, I learned that he died at the very early age of 60.
Kind of depressing.
A 13 Year Old Boy, a $400 Million Inheritance, and a Wheels Off Dead Dad


More Judicial Confirmation Observations

Now This Is Bad PR For The Evacuees

I'm Looking For My Black's Law Dictionary

Cowboy Up


Now This Explains My Trouble With Women . . .
. . . because I made the exact same tape last week!
Edit: The Comments have been deleted. Let's reel it in a bit folks. Reel it in.
9.12.2005
Stuff People Will Never Know

Horrible Stories Buried In The Newspaper
What makes news and what doesn't? I found the following on page 9B of the Morning News:
"A 79 year old woman died from injuries she suffered after a teenager stuck her Saturday with his SUV, according to Grapevine police. Lois Lorenzano apparently walked behind the gray GMC Yukon as the boy . . . was backing up in a parking lot . . . . No charges have been filed."
There is a growing, and stupid, trend in this state to file criminal charges when an individual never intended to harm another individual. I hope the prosecutor in this case leaves well enough alone. It's an accidental tragedy. Let's call it that.
Crazy Stuff
A half an hour before the Monday Night Football game tonight, we had a couple of crazy incidents. First was a fight between Falcon Kevin Mathis and Eagle Jeremiah Trotter - both were ejected (video is here - and I've never seen a referee throw a flag before a game). Second, after the fight, the two teams met in the middle of the field and a brawl almost started (video here).
We Knew She Shouldn't Have Gotten Drenched At the MTV Awards

nip/tuck
Big Bag Of Nothing

- Senators acknowledging that Roberts is really, really smart: 18
- Republicans ranting about judicial activists: 7
- Republican Senators exhorting Roberts not to answer any questions more complicated than Roberts' choice of hair-care products: 6
- Senators referring to God and/or angels: 5 (Three of them Democrats)
- Senators offering grim estimates of John Roberts' extraordinary life expectancy: 4 (ranging from 25 to 40 years)
- Senators fretting about the constitutionality of microscopic tags that can be implanted in a person's body to track his every movement: 1 (Joe Biden, D-Del.)
- Senators referring to court decisions that limit congressional powers:4
- Senators referring to pregnancy, abortion, or choice: 5
- Senators referring to the failure of federalism and Katrina: 2 (Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., and Ted Kennedy, D-Mass.)
- Senators who cry: 1 (Tom Coburn, R-Okla.)
I Think I'm Scared To Drive On The Highway
Random thought after checking the Update this morning: can we have a little more auto carnage?
9.11.2005
Random National Security Thought

Kind Of Quick To Forget
Not The Best Way To Start A Date
And Every Chapter Begins "I've Been Shot Nine Times"

Random Saturday Football Observations
- The Texas Longhorns are very, very good.
- How would you like to be a TCU fan? One Sunday you beat OU and are on top of the world and the next you lose to SMU.
- Baylor (for what it is worth) wore green helments for the first time instead of the traditional gold. That drives me insane. You never see a big time college program change helments.
- And someone stole my lawnmower over the last 24 hours.
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