Do You Believe in Mediocrity?

I've watched a little of the Olympics and so far I've learned:

• Bode Miller, the skier, isn't very good (he "went off the course" during the Super G today)
• Some girl named Lindsey Jacobellis had a snowboarding race won until she did some hot-dogging and busted her butt
• The U.S. hockey team ended up in a 3-3 tie in their first game against a country I didn't know existed
• Some very gay male figure skater finished fifth

I'm going back to the Discovery Channel