Oh, The Horror

The U.S. Hockey team was eliminated from the Olympics today after a brief and embarrassing stay. But Dallas Star Mike Modano had an excuse: "You'd think USA Hockey would be a well-oiled machine, but it's not," he said. "Basically we were on our own for hotels, tickets, flights, stuff like that. Normally we wouldn't have to worry about stuff like that." Way to sacrifice for your country.