5.17.2006

The Most Obvious Observation In The History of Ever

Stay with me here: CNN had a story today about how last week's new 100 meter dash world record had been adjusted. Justin Gatlin thought he broke the 100-meter world record last Friday with a time of 9.766. Under the official rules, the time had to be rounded to the nearest one hundreth second making the time officially 9.77. Since 9.77 was the old record, Gatlin tied the world record but didn't break it. So we all now know that TWO MEN hold the world record for the fastest time ever in the 100 meter dash. Let's cut to the video tape.