I never watch the
Tonight Show, but for some reason I just saw five minutes of Jay Leno's monologue.
Kill me.
Sample (and I am not making this up):
"The Runaway Bride, Jennifer Willbanks. The pinhead, Runaway Bride? She is suing her
fiance for assets that she says she is entitled to. My advice to the ex-fiance: Run away!" [Audience roars with laughter.]
Triple kill me.