I'm sorry to announce that the police and local media have seized some of my IM messages. To do damage control, I'll release the following.
BGStud1: So what up?
FB4All: Nothing. Working.
BGStud1: Me too. But I don't want to. So, what are you wearing?
FB4All: Uh, what?
BGStud1: Come on, describe it.
FB4All: Well, kakhis and a dress shirt.
BGStud1: Oh, baby. That's kinky. I was kinda hoping for that new skirt.
FB4All: Uh, Barry. This is Bob. Your pastor.
BGStud1: Oh, man. Sorry. Wrong IM. TTYL. Let's just keep this between us, Ok. Bless you.
[BGStud1 has signed off]
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