
4.15.2006
Tax Returns
Oh, Have Times Changed

Saber Rattling

About As Cultured As I Get

4.14.2006
4.13.2006
Simply Too Young
There is a great story today in the DMN of a 17 year old Rowlett kid who signed a baseball contract with the Colorado Rockies that would have given him a $460,000 signing bonus.
Last summer he reports to their minor league club in Idaho. After three days (which included a bus trip to Utah and a stop for lunch at Albertson's), he said "screw it" and walked away. He never received a dime of the $460,000.
Now he can't play for any college because he technically became a professional when he signed the contract.
Discuss Among Yourselves
From the Dallas Morning News today:
My 4-year-old son has two settings: on and off. When he's on, he's nonstop, full of energy, 100 percent devoted to his task, a constant whirl of motion. When he's off, which isn't often, he's either falling asleep, sleeping or waking up.
My husband and I love that he's so invested in his life. But to be honest, we're sometimes exhausted. Our lives would be easier if he mellowed out when we wanted him to – at restaurants, during worship services, on plane trips. A surefire way to calm him would be with a teaspoon of Benadryl. We've given him the appropriate dose of the antihistamine to battle allergies probably a dozen times in his life. The pink liquid not only stops his runny nose; it knocks him out and gives his body a chance to rest and recover from what ails him.
We've never given Benadryl to him when he doesn't have a runny nose, watery eyes or isn't sneezing. But would there be any harm if we occasionally gave him a dose just to calm him?
Full story here.
Teenagers Are Writing For The AP
So I see this headline: "Police: Teen's Kidnapping Story a Hoax". Looks like an interesting AP story so I scan it. As expected, it is about a girl that dissappeared and then lied about where she had been.
But this paragraph made me laugh: "Kelsey was missing for about 15 hours before turning up at a stranger's home in her small southeast Kansas town. She said she had clobbered her assailant and was able to escape."
Clobbered?
[Edit: Yeah, I guess it's possible the girl used the actual term "clobbered" but normally it would be in quotes if that were there case. It's funnier to think thats just the word the reporter used. I choose to believe that.]
The Death Psychic
I just found out how I was going to die:
"A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger. "
Nice.
You can find out your own fate: Link.
Channel 8's New Girl

4.12.2006
Grocery Shopping Observations

The Ice Harvest

Kenny Rogers
The singer has been everywhere lately looking ....well....odd.
Here is an explanation (with before and after pictures).
Our System Is Soooo Confusing

4.11.2006
Kill All The Lawyers
Forget about the McDonald's hot coffee judgment, this is the most amazing verdict I've ever heard of. (And I predict this story becomes national news over the next two days).
If Southwest Airlines locked her in a basement for a year, I would understand it. Otherwise, where do I line up to be racially profiled?
Amnesty For Girls That Said "Yes"?

Yawn . . . Wait, Maybe Not

(Note: This post just got better. When I searched for a picture to go along with this Blog, I came across a photo for the "ultimate anti-theft device". The pic is here but I warn you that it involves some nudity. Do not click on the link. Although it was pretty funny).
Bible Thoughts

Paris Hilton . . .
"The Bachelor" Is Coming To Dallas

Giddy Up
If You Need New Torture Devices . . .

TV Ratings

4.10.2006
Why Liberals Pull Their Hair Out

Breaking News
From the Star Telegram
FORT WORTH -- Police believe a body found alongside Interstate 35W might be that of a Wise County man who attended the NASCAR races at Texas Motor Speedway over the weekend. The body was found early Monday near the southbound lanes about a mile south of Texas Motor Speedway. Police aren't yet sure whether he died at the scene or was dumped there.
Full story.
Edit and Update: My extremely high placed sources indicate that his connection to Wise County is tenuous at best. Developing.
Random Immigration Thought
Random Driving Observations

Da Dum...Da Dum <----Jaws Theme
4.09.2006
Tough Days
So Odd
Random observation: In a Messenger Letter to the Editor that I read today AND in the "Ask Marilyn" column of the very bad Parade Magazine, I saw the following noun: zygote.
I had to look it up.
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