4.22.2006
My Clubs Are In The Closet Somewhere
Back when I used to golf (very badly), one the joys was seeing the "Cart Girl" coming towards me on the horizon.
Little did I know you could rank such girls from across the State.
And, dear Wise Countians, the closest one appears to be this one (but you'll have to tip her $251 to break her all time record).
Men are pigs. :)
Violent Punch

4.21.2006
I've Never Understood . . .

"I'm (not) In Love With A 'Stripper"

Number Crunching Gives Me Tired Head
From The Update:
ROBIN HOOD - Decatur Superintendent Gary Gindt said Thursday, the Decatur school system should prepare to begin paying into the Robin Hood system next year. He said the district is likely to get Chapter 41 status, meaning the district would collect more than $305,000 per student in property taxes, which would make it subject for state recapturing.
From an email:
By my calculations, with 2,813 students in the DISD, the budget should be a little over $857,000,000 . . . . I don't think that's accurate . . . .
Nothing Like A Liquored Flight
So American Airlines gave away free tickets at the basketball game the other day?
Southwest Airlines strikes back by giving away, on all of its flights, free......BOOZE.
An What Exactly Is That?

Safe Happens

Good News For Old Guys

4.20.2006
That Should Solve The Problem

"Henny Penny"

Celebrity Cooking Showdown

"Fake Breast Doc" Might Be A Little Hard To Pull Off

No Naked Bears

4.19.2006
"Jump The Shark"

Rocket Man

As You Pay $3.00 A Gallon
I Think That's Funny

Killing Sex Offenders

Special Session

Tom Cruise . . .

"Clerks" Sequel

I Really Wish . . .
. . . there were some pics of Kelly Clarkson at the beach in a bikini and eating a hot dog.
Well, guess what?
4.18.2006
"Meetings" Talk
"Lucy, I'm Home"

Worth A Giggle
A Fox 4 News clip made me laugh tonight.
Apparently a little skirmish broke out this weekend in the stands of an Orlando arena football game. A "lady" ends up getting booted onto the field.
I uploaded the video to youtube here. (I looped the clip of the lady going flying a few times at the end of the clip). Good stuff.
The Webby Awards
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Movie Review

Things You've Always Mistakenly Believed
For as long as I can remember, I have always referred to a certain skin condition as "enphentigo". A moment ago a very sweet lady at the courthouse, without calling me an idiot, told me it was actually "impetigo ".
What else have I been mispronouncing all these years?
High Definition DVDs

Noteworthy
A helicopter has crashed off of 380 on the west side of Denton. There's not much to it, but the DMN has a video of the scene on its web site. (Link).
Nadia Comaneci
Not Sure How We Missed This
A Boyd High Student was killed in a car wreck over the weekend in Azle.
The Star-Telegram has the story here.
4.17.2006
Dixie Chicks
Will probably appeal to only a few, but if you love the concept of Freedom of Speech, you have to check this out.
"Sealed Indictments"

But I'd Pay $10 For Good Salsa

Sports Radio News
Dale Hanson is leaving The Ticket for ESPN radio.
An explanation is here.
I personally won't miss his twice a week blathering of his commute from Waxahachie, having trouble at airports, or how great Troy Aikman was. But I still like him on TV.
(Wow, look for an image of "Dale Hanson" through Google image search and not a single picture turned up).
Edit: In the spirit of kick me while I'm down, I won't change the above post. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.
Tom Cruise Still Crazy
Here's a one minute youtube clip of Cruise being interviewed by Diane Sawyer (it aired a couple of days ago).
He gets email messages on his Blackberry regarding the status of Katie Holmes' pregnancy and he shows it to the camera. ABC had to blur out either the email address or cell phone number.
"Giddy Up, Again"

4.16.2006
No Crime
This is based upon the comments to the Random Pic blog below.
Yes, a man was arrested last week in Decatur for "rubbing himself" on a slide in a park. The bad news is that the most he can be charged with is a Class C Misdemeanor (Disorderly Conduct) punishable only by a fine up to $500.
Not to get graphic, but the facts are that he rubbed himself over the clothes. Nothing was exposed. With that, you get yourself a Class C - the equivalent of a traffic ticket.
Don't yell at the cops. Don't yell at the prosecutor. Don't yell at the judge. They are bound by the law and that's what the law is.
"Go ahead and arrest me. She is in there. I chopped her up."

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