6.03.2006
Funny
Could someone possibly take clips from the movie School of Rock and create a trailer that would transform the movie into a horror flick?
Yes they could. Genious.
YouTube video here.
Golf Fans
Check out this hole in one by Fuzzy Zoeller. As described by ESPN:
Zoeller stole the show with a hole in one on the 170-yard 16th hole, an ace he never saw. Zoeller's drive landed in the rough on the fringe of the green and to the left of the pin. Thinking he had a chip shot in front of him, Zoeller stepped off to the side and asked his caddie for his sandwich.
But after laying still for almost 10 seconds, the ball slowly trickled down the green and into the cup. Zoeller, who finished with a 68 to reach 7-under, gave the crowd a wry grin and a sarcastic thumbs-up after one of the most improbable of his 16 career aces..
YouTube video clip.
Decatur Baseball
Runaway Bay

6.02.2006
Lines Get Blurry

6.01.2006
National Spelling Bee

One of the Famous Bass Brothers of Fort Worth . . .
. . . has died.
The Bass brothers are single-handedly, uh, multi-handedly responsible for revitalizing downtown Fort Worth.
When I worked there in the early 1990s, my buddies and I nicknamed the private security cops that patrolled downtown "the Basstoppo". We were pretty proud of that.
The Blog's Official Speller . . .
. . . Samir Patel, has been eliminated.
Says so here. "Eremacausis" got the best of him.
You other brothers can't deny
I never thought I'd see a Baptist church take the lyrics to Sir Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts" and make it a music video about the bible.
You can view it here. I have to admit, it's kind of clever.
This Explains Why She Has Rejected My Advances

No Food In Chico
The Pantry in Chico has closed according to the Update.
With the exception of a convenience store burrito, people in Chico are now food deprived.
5.31.2006
The Most Amazing Story I've Heard In A Long Time

School District Trivia
- In Texas, there are 1,031 independent school districts.
- Those districts educate over 4.3 million kids.
- That number grows by 72,500 every year.
- Half of the 1,031 districts have less than 700 students each.
- 25% of all students go to 12 districts.
- The largest district is Houston ISD with 211,499 students.
- The smallest district is Divide ISD with 10 students.
Source: Neeley v. West Orange Cove Consolidated ISD, 176 S.w.3d 746 (Tex. 2005).
$9,312
Estimated average credit card debt per U.S. household in 2005.
Source: This week's Time magazine
Trust Me, Good TV

When We Last Saw Kenny Rogers . . .

23% . . .
That's the number of Dallas-Fort Worth homes that do not have cable or satellite television.
I've Always Wondered About This
The NFL draft was last month and this month there have been a variety of mini-camps across the league that the drafted players take part in. But 99% of them do not have a contract. So what happens if one of them gets hurt?
Well, one guy is going to find out. The Cowboys drafted lineman E.J. Whitley of Texas Tech in the seventh round. In his first camp last week, he blew out his ACL and is gone for the season.
The Morning News tells me "the rookies signed injury protection waivers before mini-camp meaning the Cowboys would negotiate a contract in good faith regardless of the severity of the injury." Huh? I have no idea what that means. Some seventh rounders don't even make the team.
This will be interesting.
It's Hard Out Here For A Girl's Softball Coach
From the Update:
DECATUR COACH RESIGNS — Decatur High School head softball coach Amber Pearce resigned on Friday. DHS athletic director Kyle Story declined any comment except to confirm she did step down. She led the Lady Eagles to a district championship and to the regional quarterfinals in her first year. Her two assistant coaches will also not return.
What gives?
I Wonder If That Was True

Conspiracy Theory

Katie Says Goodbye
5.30.2006
Munich

More Good Press
Fox 4 News ran a story tonight about some unhappy customers of Paradise's "Vacation In A Box".
Paradise, Bridgeport, and Decatur got mentioned.
YouTube video of the report is here.
American Profile Magazine

Ka-Ching

Fox 4 News Is Killing Me Tonight

You May Be A Good Aggie . . .
. . . but your marriage has a high probability for failure when your wedding cake looks like this.
666
Two Girls . . .

Uh Oh
There is a huge atrocity coming to light in Iraq. Excerpt:
A bomb rocked a military convoy on Nov. 19, killing a Marine. Mr. Murtha, who has been briefed by officials, said Marines then fatally shot unarmed civilians in a taxi at the scene and went into two homes and shot other people. Iraqis who identified themselves as survivors of the killings described Marines fatally shooting 19 persons in three homes, among them a 77-year-old man in a wheelchair and a 4-year-old boy in one home and five children, ages 3 to 14, in another home, the New York Times reported yesterday.
Time Magazine broke the story.
5.29.2006
I Loves Me Some Brevity

Funny Commercial
I can't find an Internet link to it, but I love the commercial that shows the cable guy approaching a young couple while in their home, looking at the wife, and saying, "We should go out sometime."
Random Thought
Morning News Letter To The Editor - Monday
"If You Mess With The Bull"

Movie Review

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