
6.10.2006
Let's Give Everyone A Trophy

Posthumously Indict?

The World Cup

6.09.2006
16 Year Old Friends Don't Let Their 16 Year Old Friends . . .

Another Reason I'm Against Ann Curry of NBC
She dances like me....uh....a middle aged white guy. (And welcome to the debut of some new Blog technology).
Losing Life Force....Can't Breathe...(Gasp, Cough, Wheeze)
I just walked past the new Sweetie Pie's Ribeyes on the square. I am sad to announce that the restaurant has installed outdoor speakers and from those speakers came . . . . . . . . Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys
Biggest Movie of the Year

Crazy Lunch Time Reading
Gordon Keith on a fictional news conference involving dueling Dallas and Miami mayors.
The Onion's story of "Mavericks To Incorporate Machetes Into Hack-A-Shaq Defense"
Star Telegram Coverage
The Star-Telegram obituary on the death of Leroy Burch is here.
It bears the unfortunate title of: "Former sheriff convicted in extortion schemes dies"
As Observed by D Magazine
Okay, hang on. I'm not sure Channel 8's decision to broadcast the news live from the AAC [after the Maverick's game] was the smartest.
Gloria: "The Veterans Administration has denied a request to bury James Roberson in the National Cemetery. Roberson murdered his wife in a mercy killing. He had terminal brain cancer."
Background Mavs fans: "WHOOOAAA! YEAHHH! JASON TERRY! WEEEAAARRLLL!"
Food Rage


Funny

6.08.2006
Technical Difficulties

A Bit High Tone

Sports Nuggest #3
"Houston Texans rookie Mario Williams, the top pick in the draft [taken ahead of Vince Young and Reggie Bush], will be sidelined for the rest of the week after having the toenails on his big toes removed."
Ouch.
Sports Nugget #2

Nugget From The Sports Page #1
Sports Brain Prediction
Weird
From the Update: "FORMER SHERIFF DIES — Former Wise County Sheriff Leroy Burch died in Fort Worth last night, according to Mike Bement, the county’s former fire marshal. No other details were available."
It is so odd I posted this a few days ago. I hadn't thought about the former sheriff in years.
I'm Your Ice Cream Man

Dead of Death: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
And the President was smart enough to take advantage of this news - he was in front of the cameras at 7:30 a.m. Washington time.
6.07.2006
Legal Rant
(Some) JP Courts and Municipal Courts drive me nuts.
Whenever you get a traffic ticket, a pre-set "fine" will be printed on the back. What a travesty!! Every traffic ticket carries with it a "range" of punishment which is normally from $1 to $200. Legally, there is no "set" fine. For a ticket to tell you that you "automatically" owe X amount of dollars for speeding is simply an outright lie.
A little known fact: For every traffic ticket, you are entitled to have a jury assess your fine. If that jury wants to give you a $10 fine, they can. (Not to mention that you have the right for the jury to determine whether you were guilty in the first place.)
Love Field

Somehow, Our Country Is Still Functioning

The Devil Made A Funny
The remake of The Omen opened yesterday and earned:$12,633,666.
They totally made that up, right?
Source: Box Office Mojo
From Another Blog - But Still Interesting

So Weird.
William Shatner + Elton John's Rocket Man = William Shatner doing his interpretation of Rocket Man.
The most unintentional comedy in the history of ever.
YouTube video.
On TV Last Night . . .

Random Thought
An "ozone action day" simply means there will be little wind.
I hate it when mayors of say, Miami and Dallas, make a "bet" in connection with a sporting event.
I started watching Gone With the Wind for the first time last night. I had no idea the term "white trash" was used back then. And, from what I can tell, I really like Scarlett.
Crazy People
I am of the firm belief that there are very, very many people like this guy. (3:24 video clip from YouTube.com).
6.06.2006
Baseball Draft

Cowboy Nugget
Bill Parcells (who I wish failure upon because of his arrogance) took over after the 2002 season.
Of the 22 starters that season , only three players remain: Flozell Adams, Roy Williams and Greg Ellis (who is barely hanging on).
Kasey Kiker . . .
. . . is an 18 year old kid from Alabama who has just become the Texas Rangers #1 pick in the MLB draft.
Interestingly, one of his buddies has this myspace.com graduation farewell to him:
"Kasey Kiker / DAMN LOOPER J/K J/K YOU KNOW I DO THAT TO MAKE YOU ANGRY LOL. DUDE YOUR THE QB OF THE BASEBALL TEAM.. SO0O BLUE 42 HUTT HUTT LOL DANG MAN WHERE DO I START ATM? ME STAYING THE NIGHT AT YOUR HOUSE 06' SPRING BREAK JEEZ DUDE YOU COULD BE POSSIBLE THE CRUNKEST NIGGUH FROM THE KICK OFF.CAMPIN IN THE WOODS BEHIND MY HOUSE. I ENJOYED PLAYIN BALL WITH YOU MAIN. YOU KNOW IM HERE IF YOU NEED ME MAIN. TRIPOD DUDE LOL COLD CUT TRIO HAHA.FISH FRY AT BOBS. FIGHT WITH CORY. DUDE GONE GET DRAFTED 12TH PICK OVER ALL OKAY!! LOVE YA DUDE, YOU MY BRO. "
I need an interpreter.
Maverick Tickets
You can get tickets through StubHub.com (I've used it in the past).
For Game 1, your choices are here.
My couch is looking good.
It Has To Be The Most Dangerous City In The World - Since We Arrived

4/20 Silliness
I didn't know that possessing a "small amount" of marijuana in Alaska had been legal due to a 30 year old Alaska Supreme Court decision holding that the right of privacy trumps the government's need to outlaw pot.
I also didn't know that a new law has been passed in Alaska re-criminalizing pot possession of any amount. (How a new law can overrule a court decision based upon constitutional grounds is beyond me, but I leave that alone). And why Alaska is going back in time is beyond me as well.
In Texas:
Under 2 oz. is a Class B misdemeanor (up to 180 days in jail)
2 to 4 oz. is a Class A misdemeanor (up to one year in jail)
4 oz. to 5 lbs. is a State Jail Felony (up to two years in a "state jail")
Ann Coulter - Rant Part 2

Ann Coulter . . .
Happy 6-6-06

6.05.2006
I Couldn't Resist

Jail Over Probation
This will probably interest only a handful of you, but here's an interesting short blog over why some people charged with misdemeanors would rather choose jail over probation.
Wise County is different in a very odd respect. In Tarrant and Dallas County, an inmate sentenced to the county jail for a misdemeanor receives 3 for 1 credit. That is, a 90 day sentence becomes 30 "real" days. This is automatic and is applied to every single inmate.
In Wise County, a person can receive 2 for 1 credit after 30 days if they become a "Trusty". (Don't laugh, that term, instead of "Trustee" is common in the justice system - just Google "trusty" and "inmate".)
An oddity of Texas law: It is completely within the discretion of the Sheriff whether an inmate receives 2 for 1 or 3 for 1 credit. The sentencing judge doesn't control it nor does the prosecutor.
I really wish we had 3 for 1 credit in Wise County. It gives those charged with misdemeanors a real taste of jail, but would prevent us from pouring millions into the facility to meet jail population standards.
And They Say The Print Media Is In Trouble

OK, Maybe An Unwanted Child Isn't So Bad
I constantly steal from BagOfNothing.com (I only feel right in giving him credit).
And, if any of you have ever been curious about a vasectomy, you might want to check out this blog entry of his. (Note: I'm not posting directly to the pictures. I'm linking to his blog that links to the pictures. Thus, you have to work to see pics that you want to yell at me about.)
I've got to go sit on a bag of ice.
Justice?

I Don't Know How This Happens
I created and posted the hole-in-one clip by Fuzzy Zoeller on Saturday.
Today it was the #3 most viewed video on YouTube.com with a total of 124,771 views as I write this.
(Here is YouTube's most viewed video page).
Rumor Mill
Sounds like this guy was sentenced to 10 years in prison this morning at the courthouse in Decatur.
Sad
Remember the crazy story of the mix-up of the identites of two girls - one that died and one that survived?
The Blog of the family of the girl they thought had survived is here. The May 31st entry is the one where they acknowledge the mistake. The entries before that track the condition of the girl they thought was alive.
6.04.2006
Crazy Government Efficiency
I renewed my auto registration online on Thursday evening. On Saturday, I received the new registration sticker in the mail.
I think the government is monitoring me.
Sheesh

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