Academy Awards

I'm barely watching it . . . I think someone just won an award for Best Key Grip but I'm not sure. (It took 72 minutes before one of the Big Six awards was given.)

Ellen DeGeneres is kinda funny. Will Farrell's bit was very funny. Celine Dion can sing. Jack Nicholson is bald. Al Gore was so robbed (of the presidency, not the Oscar.)

But, that being said, nothing is more amazing than the Silhouette of the Human Bodies that is being pulled off tonight. (It can't be explained, you'd have to see it.) Greatness.

And Penelope Cruz's sister is hotter than she is.