Conditions not this bad in Wise County since December, 2o06.
Wise County Government Offices open two hours late. Decatur ISD opens on time - Declares county government "letting terrorists win."
Developing . . .
Edit: In other breaking news,
The Today Show just did a segment on not allowing you kids to drink hand sanitizers since they contain over 60% alcohol. (I'm slipping one in my briefcase for a little "pick me up" later.)