. . . my favorite football weekend of the year, I'm up before dawn to take place in something called the "Wellness Challenge" sponsored by the local hospital. There are such events as "obstacle course" and "track relay". My goal is to not get hurt. My dream is to go back to bed right now.
Edit: I almost died on an obstacle course. And some of the events were a bit odd:
Edit: I forgot my promise. Photo is copyrighted by Allen Williamson. All rights reserved.