Speaking Of Kids

The City of Dallas begins wasting taxpayer money today by posting billboards across town encouraging youths to pull up their baggy pants. I sooooooo wish I had a picture, but Fox 4 tells me the slogans will be these:

• “Don’t Be Lame, Elevate Your Game”
• “Represent Yourself Like You Present Yourself”
• “That’s Not Hip-Hop That’s Flip Flop.”

You gotta be kidding.