Passed What?

Ok, I still haven't recovered from this. Today I'm channel surfing and came across this infomercial. Ya know, I love the infomercial. They are hokey, ridiculous, and can darn near get me to buy whatever their selling if I didn't have a tremendous sense of will power. But this was Infomercial Gold. I actually screamed "What????!!!!" out loud in the middle of the afternoon. Trust me on this. Watch it all. You have NO IDEA what is living in your colon. No idea! I'm scared to go to sleep now. That little monster is gonna break out of my body and strangle me. (And the fake expressions of shock on the "interviewers" may be Oscar-Worthy.)