Important Election News

As I have done on so many occasions, I plan on bringing you the Wise County election results tomorrow as it happens. I will utilize the latest in technology (something called a "cell phone") to relay the information to a third party who will then push a button and upload the information to The Internets. I usually have quicker results posted than the Messenger (and I've got a couple of Pulitzer Prizes to prove it) but those boys have really been putting the pressure on me lately.

But Kate Hudson, above, would like for you to check in here tomorrow night. Don't disappoint Kate.

Edit: The source of the phrase "The Internets", which I use all the time, is here.