- Learned that random drug testing of athletes occurred at Decatur High on Monday or Tuesday
- Saw a pretty good spat between lawyer and client, to-wit:
Client: Do you have a law license?
Attorney (angrily): Do you want [my associate to deal with instead?]. We are done here!
Client (to person passing by): Don't ever use this guy as a lawyer. He's piss poor.
- I told one of my clients he had time to run to McDonalds for lunch. Didn't know he was going to take over an hour.
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