And Another

But I'm really worried about this one: She turned herself in after some over-the-clothes fondling fearing that it would only become worse.

Alleged Victim: 16-year-old student in the English as a Second Language program.

Verdict: Jail time for being stupid for blowing the whistle on herself . . . .Oh, wait . . . it's Cinco De Mayo. Motion for New Trial granted. Probation imposed.

Next case.