He Without Sin . . .

OCTOBER 7--Meet Randy Lewis. The Tennessee man was so plastered Sunday afternoon that he directed a 10-year-old boy to drive his van, which eventually crashed after the child hit speeds of upwards of 90 mph. Lewis, 43, was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, and child abuse. A female friend, Paula Evans, was hit with reckless endangerment and child abuse charges. You wouldn't believe the mugshot unless you saw it. ********** And in completely unrelated redneck news: "GREAT BEND, Kan. – A Kansas man whose girlfriend was physically stuck to the toilet in their home [and who amongst us doesn't remember that story] has won $20,000 in the state Lottery – for the second time this year." The world has officially gone crazy.