Having spent part of last week in New Jersey, I feel like I am expertly qualified to comment on this news story brought to you by the family values people over at Fox News. This sweet lady has a part time job in an elementary school in NJ as a cafeteria worker and playground monitor. Heck, she is making under $6,000 a year which means she is doing some of this work out of the goodness of her heart which . . . uh . . . has to be in there somewhere.
But now a "problem" has developed when school officials were tipped off that she is former porn star (and I love this name), Crystal Gunns.
Who could have possibly thought that when she walked into the interview room that something was amiss? I wonder if the guy who did the hiring was a man? Kind makes our little "indoor practice field" controversy a little small in comparison.
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11.26.2008
Got Some Serious News Here
Having spent part of last week in New Jersey, I feel like I am expertly qualified to comment on this news story brought to you by the family values people over at Fox News. This sweet lady has a part time job in an elementary school in NJ as a cafeteria worker and playground monitor. Heck, she is making under $6,000 a year which means she is doing some of this work out of the goodness of her heart which . . . uh . . . has to be in there somewhere.
But now a "problem" has developed when school officials were tipped off that she is former porn star (and I love this name), Crystal Gunns.
Who could have possibly thought that when she walked into the interview room that something was amiss? I wonder if the guy who did the hiring was a man? Kind makes our little "indoor practice field" controversy a little small in comparison.
