SAN FRANCISCO – A husband and wife have been charged with torture and other counts after a bruised, terrified 17-year-old showed up at a gym with a chain locked to his ankle, claiming he had just fled his captors, authorities said Tuesday.
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Black Snake Moan? No, he didn't. And I don't think there should be a double standard which allows Mr. Jackson to get off just because he's some rich Hollywood type. Thank you very much."
And that's why I'm Board Certified.
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