- Hey! Someone stole a $5 poinsettia out of our office. We had three of those little suckers there yesterday and now there's two. I'm calling The Law.
- R and R posted an original youtube clip that I call "nothing says office Christmas party like a drunk guy."
- My UPS package rolled out of Denton at 8:02. I'm looking out the window waiting with a Barry tear rolling down my Barry Cheek.
- And oil falls to $37 a barrel. Merry Christmas to us.