- Is that an Aggie logo on his shirt?
- It drives me nuts when the names on the card don't match up to the order of the people in the photo. I had a girl send me one like that one time, and I had a heck of a time figuring out the names of her three kids. So, in the spirit of Christmas, I told her that her card was screwed up. The next year she she sent me another card but she had taken a pen and drew arrows from the kid's name to the kid.
- If your not going to put the dog in the photo, don't put the dog's name on the card.
- I didn't know he had a hot daughter.