This Guy Is Unflappable

He can handle moose ears, the tongue next to he ear, the glasses, the half hug, anything! Once I go big time, he may be the first reporter I hire for Liberally Lean (and that language he's speaking will come in handy with my Wise County Hispanic friends -- if that's Spanish he's speaking*.) But can you imagine Fox 4's Lari Barager putting up with that? No way. She'd have one of those guys in a headlock in a New York Minute. ___________________ * Edit: What I meant to say is that he would come in handy with my Wise County Czechoslovakian friends. I regret this slight typographical error.