I Can Heal Our Wounds

Ok, folks, after weeks of arguing over Obama, Obamacare, Cash For Clunkers, Bailouts, Socialism, Townhalls, Spider Monkeys,Birthers, and darn near everything else, I've come up with a great idea to bring us together: Cuddle Parties!!! How did I not think of this? Just picture it: Denny Crane, MzChief, Wordkyle, Double Fake Guy, Chupacabra, Mike Honcho, Jarhead, Adolf O. Bush, Triple Fake Guy, Your Majesty and everyone else all involved in the peaceful and calming effect of the group cuddle. This is going to kill. They said there was a $30 charge in the video, but that's crazy. I'm charging $20. No, wait. Make it $29.99. And in someone's home? No way. We are taking over Frilly's at Happy Hour (but before Karaoke because I've been practicing my Debbie Gibson.) And the Wise County Singles Club thought they had kick arse events! Step aside, boys. There's a new Party Sheriff in town.