Because I'm a true Patriot (the kind without the yellow ribbon stickers on the family truckster), I tuned in last night to watch U.S. Open women's tennis instead of the Obama speech. Specifically, I was going to cheer on red blooded teenage American sensation Melanie Oudin -- especially since it's the only place I can cheer on a teenage girl without getting a visit from those pesky investigators in the DA's office. However, once I saw Oudin couldn't beat the B-team from Alvord, I quickly changed allegiance to Denmark because of her opponent Caroline Wozniacki (pictured above.)
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9.10.2009
New Official Tennis Star Of Liberally Lean
Because I'm a true Patriot (the kind without the yellow ribbon stickers on the family truckster), I tuned in last night to watch U.S. Open women's tennis instead of the Obama speech. Specifically, I was going to cheer on red blooded teenage American sensation Melanie Oudin -- especially since it's the only place I can cheer on a teenage girl without getting a visit from those pesky investigators in the DA's office. However, once I saw Oudin couldn't beat the B-team from Alvord, I quickly changed allegiance to Denmark because of her opponent Caroline Wozniacki (pictured above.)
