Sorry comrades, but I'm turning on the good ol' US of A in the sport of Women's Curling. The lure of Moscow is just too much, and those accents alone are enough to melt a patriot's heart. And I bet they could work a mean mop on a kitchen floor.
Warning: Don't get to 1:43 on the tape because coach Olga Andrianova makes an unwelcomed appearance.