Random Monday Morning Thoughts - Abbreviated Edition

• The chances of dying on an area lake seemed to be very high yesterday.
• If you haven't seen the crash on the last lap of the Indy 500 yesterday, go turn on Sports Center and watch it.
• First it was "silly bandz" for kids and now "spanx" for men.
• Robby Knievel and Eddie Gossage were on Fox 4's 30 minute sport show last night. I promise that Knieval was drunk.
• I was channel scanning yesterday and saw Baylor and Texas A&M playing in the Big 12 Championship game in baseball. Then Baylor failed.
• Danica Patrick is quickly catching up with Nancy Grace on my Most Despised List.
• I saw Wicked over the weekend at Fair Park. Review forthcoming.