I Making This Guy My Parenting Role Model

Sheesh, this is easy. Let your emotionally immature daughter spend a lot of time on the Internet until something happens that gets her dog-piled and then you scream like Mel Gibson and threaten to call the cyber police. Where's that Father of The Year Award? (There might be a language warning. Not sure. But I swear I heard that female cop from Fargo in the background at one point.)