Meet The Wife Of A Man With No Spine

This crazy lady thinks it is a good idea to set up shop outside of a Best Buy on Tuesday so she can be first in line for Black Friday? Really? It's that important to save a couple of hundred bucks that you'll sleep in a tent on concrete through a holiday that Pilgrims and Indians fought so hard against the British to preserve*?

But I don't blame her. Women are crazy. We all know that.  I blame whoever was crazy enough to marry this girl in the first place. Hey, Mister: You need to get control of your scene. Get down there now, rip down that tent, tell her to go have a seat in the Family Truckster and take her looney bin brain home.  And once there, you might want to instruct her to make you a chicken pot pie to send a message that the rules of the house have changed.

Heck, you guys were right. Obama is killing this country.

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*Look it up. It was right after the Sacred Battle For Halloween.