Does the guy not go to the movies? There is a ton of adventure to be had once you find a big ol' bag of dope. Just think
No Country For Old Men with Josh Brolin or
True Romance with Christian Slater? Wait. Both those guys ended up getting shot.
Story.
(Little known story: I actually found a marijuana garden n the woods when I was a kid. I pulled up the plants -- in the spirit of a true crime fighter -- and began walking back to the house. That prompted my brother to take off running while yelling, "You can go to jail for a couple of ounces and you've got a few pounds!!!!" Funny. Dad actually took one of the plants into the Bridgeport Police Chief to verify it was pot. It was. Those, my friends, were simpler days.)