0:00 to 0:12: What a great cop. Killing a snake probably isn't in his job description, but he's going to town on that thing like it's nobody's business. A true public servant! Thanks for helping out your average American beach-goer! You are a credit to the uniform and . . .
0:12 to 0:19: Wait a second. What do we have here?
0:19 to the end: Conduct explained. Girls in bikinis: Causing extra effort every day of the week.