One of these days, some kid from Wise County will kick a game winning field goal in college or in the pros. It'll be epic. And then in the press conference, he'll be asked what he thought about before the big moment.
"Random Thoughts Girls," he'll say. "Ever since I've been in the big time, I've thought of Random Thought Girls whenever I line up for a kick. Everybody back in the 'hood knows what I'm talking 'bout."