I Knew It! Romney Voter Fraud!

Obama supporters might be menacing looking Black Panthers at the ballot box or ACORN workers who don't mind advising businesses of underage hookers, but this is the worst voter fraud I've ever seen.

Look at that chick! She is a sinister mastermind! I would have never have guessed that she was working for a county clerk in Colorado had not this super secret tape outed her!

(Honestly, you could see her little brain working. "Who do I work for? Let me think. Hmm. I guess I am getting paid right now, and I guess I'm getting paid by the county clerk's office. Yeah. I don't think there is anything wrong with that. I'll admit it." And I almost wanted to come to her defense when she looked like she was about to drop some tears there at the end. Almost.)