I Can Hardly Spell Nicki Minaj

This has been making the rounds today, and I can honestly say I don't know what the heck that gal is babbling about. They say she's going off on Mariah Carey but who can tell?  I could understand the teacher from Charlie Brown better than her.

But if she did go off on Mariah, I'm surprised Mariah didn't attack her like a UFC fighter. I've always heard that girl is a diva who will not be taken lightly.  Now that would have been worthy of a viral video.

P.S. What are the chances that Keith Urban is going to hit the bottle again after sitting between these two?