Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• Breaking: Major accident at FM 2123 and FM 51 this morning. Head on collision. 
• Yesterday seemed like a reality check for the Far Right.Yep, he's around for four more years.
• James Woods Motors has put up a billboard right by the Karl Klement dealership.
• Drunk driving death on the road that runs behind the theater and restaurants on the east side of I-35 as you are going into Fort Worth just before hitting 820. I feared the pot holes on that back road but never a drunk driver.
• President Obama was chewing gum like nobody's business when he watched the parade yesterday. He must be a serious smoker. 
• I understand James Taylor performing at the Inauguration but NBC turned him into a color commentator yesterday.
• Dallas DA Craig Watkins was on Fox 4 last night.  That man isn't smart (and I'm being generous.)
• Two strippers, one pregnant, battle it out over a dollar bill. God bless America.
• I'm not sure why the movie Sucker Punch is not a cult classic.
• Golfer Phil Mickelson is thinking about moving from California because of the overall tax rate. He's had a hard life, I'm sure. (He's made $69 million in PGA winnings alone.)
• Kelly Clarkson performed at the Inauguration yesterday. She's basically back to a "Hey, Now" status. 
• Four people in their 50s are listed in the death notices in today's Update. Freaks me out. 
• President Obama's "I want to take one last look." Credit Bagofnothing.com.