Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• I watched only a small portion of the Oscars last night. Seth MacFarlane was funny but a little stiff. And, man, he looks younger than thought..
• No "sport" cheapens itself more than NASCAR. The "start your engines" by actor James Franco was sponsored by his upcoming movie.
• The Family Unit bet on which lap would be the one with the first wreck. Felt a little morbid yet funny. Mrs. LL won. 
• Those ATT commercials with the guy sitting around with a group of kids are funny.
• Mrs. LL is now obsessed with going on a diet based upon nothing but vegetables blended into a drink. She even made me watch a documentary about it. 
• I watched most of a documentary on Showtime about The Eagles this weekend. As cool as their background is, they produced the most generic music in the history of ever. 
• After almost 20 years, I've stopped running. I've substituted it with a an Xbox Nike fitness routine which has introduced me to burpees and mountain climbing. Running is easier. 
• That being said, I had the craziest slow-motion-old-man-fall into a lawn chair in the back yard as I was catching a football on Saturday. 
• The Ticket's Junior Miller's wife was on Shark Tank on Friday. She was hot but not as hot as I thought she would be. (But, man, that show is awful.)
• The Wise County "shoot a hog" contest now has a new leader as 399 pounds of bacon has now been killed. 
• DPS will get $2.6 million to fund their silly Rio Grande gun boats next year. 
• Airplane was on TV on Saturday morning, and it still makes me laugh out loud. And now Mrs. LL understands why I've told for years, "Good luck. We're all counting on you," whenever she leaves the house.