- There was a pretty big fire outside of the next door condo last night. Mrs. LL even called 911.
- Four motorcycle deaths in two days in Fort Worth?
- Mrs. LL used to eat her hamburger upside down.
- The Fourth Grader in the Condo and I successfully located the buried football. That was pretty fun.
- The weather is a tad cool this week for Florida but I think I'd rather take a long beach walk at 65 degrees, slight breeze, and sunny than with a temperature of 95.
- Everyone is on a quest for the perfect sand dollar. Did I read those things were once alive?
- The water boards that you stand on and navigate with a paddle are called YOLO boards down here. Idiocracy?
- The college kids that go full throttle on Spring Break probably aren't the leaders of tomorrow.
- If we get our act together, we are going to canoe on something called the Blackwater River today. I wish I had a bow and armor ala Deliverance.
- Ever Big 12 school as a Simpsons character. Who could possibly be Flanders?
- About once a day, two low flying helicopter fly down our beach. Mrs. LL yells, "Get some! Get some!" Every time. That's a Full Metal Jacket reference.
- There were three people in the Update's death announcements yesterday 51 years of age and younger. I don't feel so guilty about a spring break vacation any longer.
- I see eleven fishing boats heading out right now.
- A group of cardinals in a room electing a new pope reminds me of the closed sports writers electing players to the NFL Hall of Fame.
- Google is shutting down Google Reader which kills me because I use it many times a day.
- Why is he not Pope Francis the first?