I'm Calling For An End To All This Minor League Baseball Schtick

This is 100% fake, right? I mean, that is some bad acting. Like Duck Dynasty bad acting. (There was one not too long ago where a minor league team did a fake angry couple on kiss cam.) There's a trend going on that must stop. We don't need double fake dating couples trying to take it to the next level. Why not just haul out a real married couple who will argue over bills, kids, sex, vacations, pets, school, work, in-laws, the trash, The Bachelor candidates, the lawn, toilet seat positions, or toothpaste caps. That's a bit we can believe in.

Oh, and what the heck is a New Britain Rock Cat? Crazy cat. Psycho cat. Dumb cat. That, I understand.