"And to think I just wanted to take a selfie"
And then comes this Ted Cruz looking guy who says he has been issued a "probationary law license" because he disclosed to the Board of Legal Examiners before he took the bar that he had decided to "abstain from the use of alcohol." Huh?
His first name is "Chart". Really
I don't know if this is a lesson of "always be truthful" or "who would want to run for public office and put up with this crap." And the icing on the cake may be that the Dallas Morning News endorsed the guy at the top without disclosing that he's done legal work for the paper.