Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• The Farmers Branch illegal immigrant ordinances, which have been defeated at every level, were a concept that was beyond stupid.
• Thanks to Mrs. LL,, I received another DVD of converted 8 millimeter films found in my parents' home. I can't describe the feelings of anticipation when I loaded it up.And it didn't disappoint.(The company is Southtree.com)
• Thank goodness it's election day. I can't handle much more conservatism. 
• Missed this one: Wrong way driver in Fort Worth.  
• For weeks now, The Family Cat has been dragging around a shoe string with as much love as a child loves its doll.
• I jogged yesterday morning. Man, it was cold. 
• The 'job of the day" this morning on Fox 4 was for an attendant at Cowboys Stadium. You need to be able to stand for up to nine hours at a time. It paid $9 an hour. Think about that.
• I've got five insect bites on my right arm, and I have no idea of how that happened. 
• Does anyone else think about Kramer from Seinfeld saying "The Ukraine is weak" when they watch the news these days?
• Mrs. LL yelled at me this weekend when I happened to say, "You just went full retard. No one goes full retard."
• I've noticed Mrs. LL is eating regular TV dinners for breakfast. Girl ain't right.
• I watched the newest episode of Aerial America with the Fifth Grader in The House that featured Idaho. Now we want to move to Idaho.
• Flashback: On The Ticket this morning they talked about Barry Switzer's decision to go for it twice on fourth and one when the Cowboys faced Philadelphia in 1995. That's one of my favorite moments. First, it was a crazy decision. Second, John Madden has no idea of the rules (the referee has to sound the whistle to kill the play at the two minute warning?), and Third, I remember Chuck Cooperstein on the radio the next day yelling, "That is a fireable offense!!!!"
• I had a chance to re-listen to Matthew McConaughey's acceptance speech yesterday. Great actor. But that guy is an idiot. 
• NFL Draft Thought: "Take the best athlete available?" That's dumb. The chances of determining the best athlete is laughable. 
• How is the world can George P. Bush be elected to anything? But he will.
• Hey, I've got a flat tire!!! Come on!