Random Fourth Of July Thoughts

• "McDonald's
• Wal-Mart
• The Gap
• Baseball
• NFL
• Rock and Roll
• The Internet
• Slavery
• Starbucks
• Disney World
• Porno
• Valium
• Reeboks
• [Breast Augmentations]
• Sushi
• Taco Bell
• Rodeos
• Bed Bath and Beyond 
• Liberty
• Wax Lips
• The Alamo
• Band-Aids
• Las Vegas
• Christmas
• Immigrants
• Popeye
• Democrats
• Republicans (Republicans)
• Sportsmanship
• Books"

And it just hit me that it would be really funny to do a Wise County version of this song. In the comments, go.