From The Corpus Christi Caller: Ebola!!!!

BREAKING: Shaeriff Jim Kaelin said the Nueces County Jail is on lockdown due to an Ebola threat. Jail is assessing. pic.twitter.com/FMAeA9vfIz
— Krista M. Torralva (@CallerKMT) November 6, 2014

Odds of it being Ebola: 1 in a Krillion

(And Shaeriff Kaelin is not to be confused with actor Omar Sharif. [Rimshot. Hal Jay wheeze laugh. Rock me]).

Edit: Sheriff does not understand that prematurely screaming "possible Ebola" makes a sheriff look like a moron.

Sheriff: Inmate does NOT have Ebola. No Ebola threat.
— Krista M. Torralva (@CallerKMT) November 6, 2014