We've Got Us Some Wise County Heros Right Here If Wise County Were In Alabama

 Pink handle on that gun.

 Hey, now.

Not daughter and father. Also not Mrs. LL and me. 

Someone drives by who you recognize from your surveillance tape as the people that broke into your home. Do you call the cops? Not in Alabama. No siree. You draw down on them.

P.S. Does everyone have surveillance cameras these days?