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- Ray Rice (Wife beater)
- Joe Jamail (UT embarrassment, Yep, I'm obsessed as of late.)
- Mark Cuban (His promotion of his stupid app is driving me insane)
- Sean Hannity (How is he still on the air?)
- Jodi Arias (Hey, even I know she's guilty)
- Roger Goodell (Incompetent NFL commissioner who makes millions)
- Joel Osteen (Snake oil salesman)
- Ed Young (Pastor of Fellowship Church in Grapevine and also a snake oil salesman)
- Mark Davis (Talk show host who is a shadow of his former self because he's gone all Sean Hannity on us.)
- Gary Patterson (TCU coach. He really didn't do anything this year but I'm not going to leave him off this list because of spite.)
- Nick Saban (Alabama coach who might actually be Satan.)
- The Blade Runner (Stop crying, buddy.)
- Ferguson cops.
- Ted Cruz (I think people are beginning to realize what a nut case he is)
- Peter King (Sports writer who has nothing to offer).
- Pete Delkus (That crying wolf will get someone killed some day)
- Jonathan Stickland (A Texas legislator who loves cheeseburgers as much as starring in his own Idiocracy)
- Jerry Jones' grandson Spalding.
- Chris Christie (Crooked Governor and fake Cowboys fan)
- Justice Don Willett (Twitter goofball who is doing damage to the bench)
- Wendy Davis (What a horrible campaign)
- David Dewhurst (A worse campaigner than Wendy Davis)
- Greg Abbott (Get ready, people. This is going to be bad.)
- Dan Patrick (Lt. Gov. elect. This is going to be triple bad.)
- The Texas Tech cheerleader who loves to kill animals.
- Brian Estridge (WBAP talk show host who gets away with shocking right wing comments only because no one listens)
- Ed Bark (Angry TV critic with thin skin who thinks he is an expert of every subject.)
- Jean Jacques Taylor (Local sportswriter for EPSN who hasd become an afterthought. Unless you think of chicken wings.)
Your nominations?
