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Let's see:
- You called 911 because your wife "shoved" you in the chest. Think about that. You called the cops over that.
- The cops didn't even believe it caused you any pain and/or you said it didn't cause you any pain, so that's why it was filed as Assault-Offensive Touching. That's a Class C misdemeanor just like a traffic ticket.
- Your wife says you were drunk, and the prosecutor cited the officer's description of your "condition" as one of the reasons for the dismissal.
- You guys have been granted a divorce since then (but not before you went so far as to accuse her of adultery in the court papers)
- And you show up in court still wanting a prosecutor to pursue this thing?
I'm saying this more and more these days: Give. It. Up.
