Hey, It Depends On What The Definition Of "Soon" Is

Baylor recruits players with list of restaurants that aren’t opening anytime soon http://t.co/aytt22bABS pic.twitter.com/6cpqMY1x7Q
— FOX 4 NEWS (@FOX4) February 3, 2015

And we all know it means "there's always a chance it might happen in our lifetime."

I saw this story yesterday and didn't think much about it. Sure, it's odd.  But now it's gone national. (Always a bad sign when Deadspin is after you.)